Thursday, December 19, 2013

Mommy Confessions

Hey, look at me, I'm actually blogging. It's mostly because I don't want to clean and my toddler is still sleeping.

This link,, has been shared on facebook a lot. It made me of f some of my "mommy confessions" that I have. I thought I would share.

  1. Motherhood is hard. Period. Anyone who saids differently is a liar.
  2. Labor sucks and is hard. 
  3. I'm often too enthusiastic for my children's bed time.
  4. I leave my kids alone in my apartment when I take the trash out. My baby is usually strapped in his swing and my toddler watches me out the window.
  5. My baby naps in a bassinet in our laundry room. It's the only place I have found where Landon's loudness doesn't wake him. 
  6. I give Landon chocolate almost everyday.The only time he doesn't is if we are out. 
  7. I let Landon spoon feed Jason. 
  8. I don't believe in spanking. If anyone lays a hand on my children they will get the wrath of me and I promise it won't be pretty. 
  9. My kids stay in pajamas all day way too often. 
  10. I let Landon use a steak knife at dinner. 
  11. I NEVER give into temper tantrums. 
  12. I hardly sing nursery songs to my kids. I find them extremely annoying. The few times I have sung them, Landon covers his ears.Apparently I'm that bad of a singer. 
  13. Jason was very unplanned and cried when I found out I was pregnant. 
  14. I plan my daily schedule around Landon's nap and bed time. All hell breaks lose when he is sleep deprived. 
  15. Sometimes I give Landon the ipad and Jason my cell phone to play with so I can read. 
  16. I'm pretty sure, I have food or drool on my clothes 24/7. Most of the time, I don't even realize until someone points it out. 
  17. Landon and I get into food fights. 
  18. Landon looks at veggies as if they are foreign objects. 
  19. I was recently diagnosed with bipolar disease. I'm scared to death my children will have it. 
  20. I can't wait until Jason sleeps through the night. Some mothers enjoy the midnight, 2 am, 4 am feedings. I do not.
  21. Landon eats spaghetto's for lunch almost everyday.
  22. Some Sundays, I dread going to Church. Church is very difficult with 2 children. 
  23. The boys never wear a pair socks that match. 
  24. Sometimes I throw stuff into my coat closest so my house looks clean.
  25. Motherhood is the greatest thing I have ever done.